We shall not overcome. We shall underwhelm.

kayleyhyde:

daeneryscatgaryen:

Two friends promise to meet up at the magic kingdom, to only wind up in a wild goose chase.

Maybe they should have specified which kingdom first?

Oh bother.

Francis & I 

(Thanks for the help Meli & Francis!)      

Oh hey Rochelle!

Suuuuper cute :)

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

die-schoene-bloggerin:

A fugue built on Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball.”

You’re welcome.

deadbishop:

my guide to liking a historical figure:

assume right from the beginning that they were a major asshole so you will be positively surprised when it turns out they did something good

hannnak:

how do i markers

hannnak:

how do i markers

maikevierkant:

Space Foxes (because space animals are fun).

maikevierkant:

Space Foxes (because space animals are fun).

humansofnewyork:

"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."

humansofnewyork:

"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."